Dear My Dreams,
I really appreciate you popping around every night, and allowing my mind to not only work the 18 hours I'm awake, but also the 7 hours I sleep*. Thanks. No really, thanks.
I also appreciate the fantastically bizarre things you bring to me each night. I now have the reassurance that I am not only exceptionally intelligent, but also amazingly creative. So Thanks. No really, thanks.
I guess I should apologise for trying to drug you away, because clearly this doesn't work. It just makes you bring weirder things.
But please, please oh blessed dreams, could I ask you this one small favour? If you are not going to be about Wentworth Miller and I having naughty, sexy times, then please, please go away.
I know this is hard to hear, but I don't actually like you.
I'm sorry.
I thank you in advance for you adherence to my terms set out above.
Regards,
Kerryn
* I know that there are only 24 hours in a day and not 25 . . . . this is just a further indication of how tired I am.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Thursday, October 9, 2008
A day in the life of me . . . .
Long time, no blog . . . I've been furiously busy, but just slowed down to hectically busy, with a strong possibility of only really busy, so I may, or may not blog more often.
This morning while travelling to drop Ciara off at school on the N1, it occurred to me that I must be possibly the only living being who is not a millionaire.
Let me explain further. On this particular part of the N1 there is some sort of construction going on. One theory is it is for the Gautrain. Another theory is highway widening to four lanes. My theory is to for Tshwane Metro to make a shit load of money.
The speed limit has been reduced from the previous 100km/h to an amazingly slow 80km/h. Now I know that this reduction of 20km may be a mild annoyance to any sane person, but apparently it brings out masochistic tendencies in others.
There was also a report on the news, in newspapers, on interweb news sites and on the radio that these reduced speed areas would be speed trapped by them lazer camera thingies.
Me, personally, I don't have R500-00 to R700-00 to flush down the toilet like yesterdays Nando's. No I like my geld safe and sound in my little purse tucked into my ample cleavage - Not in the bank account of Tshwane Metro. Thank. You. Very. Much.
I am clearly alone in my inclination to hold on to my hard earned cash. Because every other asshole on the road things it's a free for all - they react to the yellow of the reduced speed signs like a bull to a badly dressed matador!
I had a gasoline truck tail gating me for about 5km the other day. Now that would have been fun if I had to stop suddenly. Fun like kicking your baby toe against the corner of that fecking end table you always walk into.
This morning while travelling to drop Ciara off at school on the N1, it occurred to me that I must be possibly the only living being who is not a millionaire.
Let me explain further. On this particular part of the N1 there is some sort of construction going on. One theory is it is for the Gautrain. Another theory is highway widening to four lanes. My theory is to for Tshwane Metro to make a shit load of money.
The speed limit has been reduced from the previous 100km/h to an amazingly slow 80km/h. Now I know that this reduction of 20km may be a mild annoyance to any sane person, but apparently it brings out masochistic tendencies in others.
There was also a report on the news, in newspapers, on interweb news sites and on the radio that these reduced speed areas would be speed trapped by them lazer camera thingies.
Me, personally, I don't have R500-00 to R700-00 to flush down the toilet like yesterdays Nando's. No I like my geld safe and sound in my little purse tucked into my ample cleavage - Not in the bank account of Tshwane Metro. Thank. You. Very. Much.
I am clearly alone in my inclination to hold on to my hard earned cash. Because every other asshole on the road things it's a free for all - they react to the yellow of the reduced speed signs like a bull to a badly dressed matador!
I had a gasoline truck tail gating me for about 5km the other day. Now that would have been fun if I had to stop suddenly. Fun like kicking your baby toe against the corner of that fecking end table you always walk into.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Seriously?
I am currently searching (fruitlessly, apparently) for a Dolls Cupboard (ie, a cupboard in which one can hang dolls clothes) for Ciara. I have looked high and low on the interweb. I was searching Bid or Buy a moment ago, and used the term 'doll' as a search word, since 'cupboard' didn't yield many returns.
My search was much more fruitful this time. I happened upon many, many "Baby Dolls".
Now I understand buying Lingerie on-line (at Temptations, or sexylingerie, or adult world or even woolies), but bid or buy? Seriously?
Who thinks, "I'm feeling saucy and sexy and want a little number to match my mood, Aaah, I think I log on to bid or buy!"
Seriously?
In my search I also happened to find a clearly used pair of shoes at eBay uk!
Gross, gross, gross, gross.
My search was much more fruitful this time. I happened upon many, many "Baby Dolls".
Now I understand buying Lingerie on-line (at Temptations, or sexylingerie, or adult world or even woolies), but bid or buy? Seriously?
Who thinks, "I'm feeling saucy and sexy and want a little number to match my mood, Aaah, I think I log on to bid or buy!"
Seriously?
In my search I also happened to find a clearly used pair of shoes at eBay uk!
Gross, gross, gross, gross.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Are you a talent, a lifer, or a mandarin?
I'm a Mandarin!
You're an intellectual, and you've worked hard to get where you are now. You're a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world's problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when people who are ignorant or dishonest rise to positions of power. You believe that people can make a difference in the world, and you're determined to try.
Talent: 44%
Lifer: 46%
Mandarin: 51%
http://www.tomorrowland.us/tlm/
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Give me a f-ing break . ..
You know what really pisses me off? Other than people who don't use their indicators. It's the total lack of personal responsibility which has infiltrated this world.
This whole shooting incident in Krugersdorp is a typical case in point.
The only news I have heard so far involve Satanism and Slipknot. Oh please, give me a f*cking break. Seriously? Satanism and Slipknot? Not only is that the oldest excuse in the book, it's so bloody lame. Couldn't it have been more original this time? Couldn't the blame fallen on Scientology and the songs of the Broadway Musical Cats.
If I were a journalist, and if anyone actually cared about my opinion, the story would have gone ;
Yesterday in Krugersdorp, a matric pupil fatally stabbed a Grade 9 pupil. The perpetrator used his God given free will to make the decision to carry out this atrocious act. His reason for the attack remains unknown, but claims the oldest excuse in the book "the devil made me do it".
Truly, I don't care if the kid was listening to "songs by satan", written and performed by the darkmaster himself. That pathetic excuse just doesn't cut it.
Grow a pair dude, and cop to the fact that you are a murderer who made a conscious and informed decision to TAKE THE LIFE OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
This whole shooting incident in Krugersdorp is a typical case in point.
The only news I have heard so far involve Satanism and Slipknot. Oh please, give me a f*cking break. Seriously? Satanism and Slipknot? Not only is that the oldest excuse in the book, it's so bloody lame. Couldn't it have been more original this time? Couldn't the blame fallen on Scientology and the songs of the Broadway Musical Cats.
If I were a journalist, and if anyone actually cared about my opinion, the story would have gone ;
Yesterday in Krugersdorp, a matric pupil fatally stabbed a Grade 9 pupil. The perpetrator used his God given free will to make the decision to carry out this atrocious act. His reason for the attack remains unknown, but claims the oldest excuse in the book "the devil made me do it".
Truly, I don't care if the kid was listening to "songs by satan", written and performed by the darkmaster himself. That pathetic excuse just doesn't cut it.
Grow a pair dude, and cop to the fact that you are a murderer who made a conscious and informed decision to TAKE THE LIFE OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
The worst mama ever . . . .
So, it goes like this. I fetch Ciara from aftercare at school yesterday and she is crying. I immediately ask her whats wrong, like the good momma I thought I was, and she tells me she fell and hurt her wrist.
So I ask her if it is sore when she moves it, must we go to the hospital or does she think she will be okay. She tells me that it is REALLY sore. I am getting really frustrated, because seriously, who wants to go and sit at the emergency room at night in the cold?
I'm thinking, it's probably just bruised, this child is such a drama queen*.
So after much mmming and aaahing, I head over to Unitas to have my child seen to. I am not a happy momma at this point. I want to be at home. It's dark. It's cold. I have SO many chores to do.
After spending 400 hours** at the emergency room, we get the result that she has, in fact, fractured her wrist. She is currently in a splint, with a cast being put on on Friday.
So, it's official. I'm the crappiest momma ever.
* In my defence, the child is the queen of drama, and belongs on stage, in fact, she should be awarded an honorary Academy Award for Outstanding Performance in Bawling at Absolutely Everything.
** Okay, so it was only an hour and a half, but the drama queen apple does not fall far from the drama queen tree.
Duel posted here : The Bad Mommy Blog
So I ask her if it is sore when she moves it, must we go to the hospital or does she think she will be okay. She tells me that it is REALLY sore. I am getting really frustrated, because seriously, who wants to go and sit at the emergency room at night in the cold?
I'm thinking, it's probably just bruised, this child is such a drama queen*.
So after much mmming and aaahing, I head over to Unitas to have my child seen to. I am not a happy momma at this point. I want to be at home. It's dark. It's cold. I have SO many chores to do.
After spending 400 hours** at the emergency room, we get the result that she has, in fact, fractured her wrist. She is currently in a splint, with a cast being put on on Friday.
So, it's official. I'm the crappiest momma ever.
* In my defence, the child is the queen of drama, and belongs on stage, in fact, she should be awarded an honorary Academy Award for Outstanding Performance in Bawling at Absolutely Everything.
** Okay, so it was only an hour and a half, but the drama queen apple does not fall far from the drama queen tree.
Duel posted here : The Bad Mommy Blog
Friday, June 13, 2008
Nobody tagged me, but I'm going to do it anyway . . .
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? An empty Mini-pringles packet and 3 tissues.
2. When was the last time you threw up? A couple of years ago, I think
3. What’s your favorite curse word? Darn
4. Name three people who made you smile today. Ciara, and my co workers.
5. What were you doing at 8am this morning? Something terribly important, I'm sure.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Eating my Nando's Pita Meal
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Something terribly important, I'm sure.
8. Have you ever been to a strip club? Not a strip club, but I've seen boys strip (yawn).
9. What’s the last thing you said aloud? Strangely "If y'all leave at 1, you take your lives into your own hands".
10. What is the best ice cream flavour? Vanilla soft serve with a flake and cherry sauce.
11. What is the last thing you had to drink? Orange juice with my Pita Meal
12. What are you wearing right now? Nothing, ha ha, jeans and a long sleeved shirt
13. What was the last thing you ate? A Nando's Pita meal . . . .
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope
15. When was the last time you ran? The last time someone was chasing me, so . . . . um . .. . never
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched? Good Grief, probably some or other cricket
17. Who is the last person you e-mailed? A potential supplier (I had to check my sent items.)
18. Ever go camping? Nope, well maybe when I was younger, but I don't remember (blocked out all bad memories of no warm bed, running water or electricity.)
19. Do you have a tan? Not at this time.
20. Do you drink your soda from a straw? Sometimes, usually not.
21. Are you someone’s best friend? I don't think I am an exclusive best friend, I think a few select people think of me as a good friend
22. What are you doing tomorrow? Getting my hair cut, going to the airport, cleaning and sweet nothing (not in that order, or is it . . . . . ?)
23. Where is your mom right now? At home, chillin' with her entourage
24. Look to your left. What do you see? Shelf with files, my old char, a filing cabinet and the door
25. What colour is your watch? Silver and broken
26. What comes to mind when you think of Australia? Ryan and Daddy.
27. Would you consider plastic surgery? I had my first plastic surgery when I was 12, so yeah, I most definitely would!!!
28. What is your birthstone? What else could it be but a Diamond :-)
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? Depends.
30. How many kids do you want? Just the one thanks.
31. Do you have a dog? Yes, three beasts who are out to kill me/make me broke/drive me insane
32. Last person you talked to on the phone. Honestly don't remember
33. Have you met anyone famous? Sort of
34. Any plans today? Meeting in 45 minutes, which reminds me, I should go . . . . .
39. Are you allergic to anything? Lol, same as Glugs - stupidity
40. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My Nike trainers - love them
41. Are you jealous of anyone? My cat
42. Who is your favorite actor/actress? Hannah Montana
43. What time is it? 03:33
44. Do any of your friends have children? Yes
45. Do you eat healthy? Um no, I eat allot - does that count?
46. What do you usually do during the day? Slave away
47. How old will you be on your next birthday? 33
48. Have you ever been to Europe? Yes, yes I have
49. Name one thing you’d still like to do. Have a power nap every afternoon between 12 and3.
50. Favorite colour? Rose Petal Red or I have no favorite colour. I do have a favorite word : Pi
2. When was the last time you threw up? A couple of years ago, I think
3. What’s your favorite curse word? Darn
4. Name three people who made you smile today. Ciara, and my co workers.
5. What were you doing at 8am this morning? Something terribly important, I'm sure.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Eating my Nando's Pita Meal
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Something terribly important, I'm sure.
8. Have you ever been to a strip club? Not a strip club, but I've seen boys strip (yawn).
9. What’s the last thing you said aloud? Strangely "If y'all leave at 1, you take your lives into your own hands".
10. What is the best ice cream flavour? Vanilla soft serve with a flake and cherry sauce.
11. What is the last thing you had to drink? Orange juice with my Pita Meal
12. What are you wearing right now? Nothing, ha ha, jeans and a long sleeved shirt
13. What was the last thing you ate? A Nando's Pita meal . . . .
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope
15. When was the last time you ran? The last time someone was chasing me, so . . . . um . .. . never
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched? Good Grief, probably some or other cricket
17. Who is the last person you e-mailed? A potential supplier (I had to check my sent items.)
18. Ever go camping? Nope, well maybe when I was younger, but I don't remember (blocked out all bad memories of no warm bed, running water or electricity.)
19. Do you have a tan? Not at this time.
20. Do you drink your soda from a straw? Sometimes, usually not.
21. Are you someone’s best friend? I don't think I am an exclusive best friend, I think a few select people think of me as a good friend
22. What are you doing tomorrow? Getting my hair cut, going to the airport, cleaning and sweet nothing (not in that order, or is it . . . . . ?)
23. Where is your mom right now? At home, chillin' with her entourage
24. Look to your left. What do you see? Shelf with files, my old char, a filing cabinet and the door
25. What colour is your watch? Silver and broken
26. What comes to mind when you think of Australia? Ryan and Daddy.
27. Would you consider plastic surgery? I had my first plastic surgery when I was 12, so yeah, I most definitely would!!!
28. What is your birthstone? What else could it be but a Diamond :-)
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? Depends.
30. How many kids do you want? Just the one thanks.
31. Do you have a dog? Yes, three beasts who are out to kill me/make me broke/drive me insane
32. Last person you talked to on the phone. Honestly don't remember
33. Have you met anyone famous? Sort of
34. Any plans today? Meeting in 45 minutes, which reminds me, I should go . . . . .
Okay, I'm back . . . .now to continue
35. Ever go to college? Nope
36. Where are you right now? In the office, sitting on my new chair
37. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Ciaras dad
38. Last song listened to? If my body, something, something, something (Tuks FM)39. Are you allergic to anything? Lol, same as Glugs - stupidity
40. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My Nike trainers - love them
41. Are you jealous of anyone? My cat
42. Who is your favorite actor/actress? Hannah Montana
43. What time is it? 03:33
44. Do any of your friends have children? Yes
45. Do you eat healthy? Um no, I eat allot - does that count?
46. What do you usually do during the day? Slave away
47. How old will you be on your next birthday? 33
48. Have you ever been to Europe? Yes, yes I have
49. Name one thing you’d still like to do. Have a power nap every afternoon between 12 and3.
50. Favorite colour? Rose Petal Red or I have no favorite colour. I do have a favorite word : Pi
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Things you must do immediately, if not sooner
Watch Rock of Love on Go at 21h30.
This show is fricken fabulous. The basic premise is that Bret Michaels, frontman of 80's/90's rock sensation "Poison" is looking for lurve! You may remember Poison for gems like "Unskinny Bop" and "Every Rose has it's Thorn". Anyhoo, what better place to look for love than National Television - because really, that's where everyone is finding true love these days!
But this is so much better than any of those other wannabee relationship reality shows (of which I have watched Every. Single. One.) in that they have REALLY stupid women on this show! Really, really stupid. This provides for minutes of entertainment for me. From the two dumbest blondes I have ever seen (Candy & Bambi) to the totally wasted Tiffany who likes to dry hump Bret.
Am loving it. You must watch this immediately, if not sooner.
Buy Exile on Mainstream - A decade of Matchbox 20
Yes, this is the best in totality CD I have ever owned. I LOVE every single song on this CD, and go through days of loving certain songs more than others. Yes this CD has been on repeat in my car for 3 months now, and I am not sick of it yet. At the moment I am in love with Rob Thomas, and want him to be the father of my, as yet unnamed, children.
I am currently totally repeating "Bright Lights". Good Grief I really heart this CD.
I have not felt this way about a CD since Alanis Morissettes Jagged Little Pill, and that was 13 years ago!
So, what are you waiting for? - Go already.
This show is fricken fabulous. The basic premise is that Bret Michaels, frontman of 80's/90's rock sensation "Poison" is looking for lurve! You may remember Poison for gems like "Unskinny Bop" and "Every Rose has it's Thorn". Anyhoo, what better place to look for love than National Television - because really, that's where everyone is finding true love these days!
But this is so much better than any of those other wannabee relationship reality shows (of which I have watched Every. Single. One.) in that they have REALLY stupid women on this show! Really, really stupid. This provides for minutes of entertainment for me. From the two dumbest blondes I have ever seen (Candy & Bambi) to the totally wasted Tiffany who likes to dry hump Bret.
Am loving it. You must watch this immediately, if not sooner.
Buy Exile on Mainstream - A decade of Matchbox 20Yes, this is the best in totality CD I have ever owned. I LOVE every single song on this CD, and go through days of loving certain songs more than others. Yes this CD has been on repeat in my car for 3 months now, and I am not sick of it yet. At the moment I am in love with Rob Thomas, and want him to be the father of my, as yet unnamed, children.
I am currently totally repeating "Bright Lights". Good Grief I really heart this CD.
I have not felt this way about a CD since Alanis Morissettes Jagged Little Pill, and that was 13 years ago!
So, what are you waiting for? - Go already.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
Why I love Fridays . . .
I simply have to relay this series of e-mails. This is what we do on a Friday afternoon . . .
E-Mail 1 from JA to Me :
Can you solve this?
Only skilled people can open this file....... Once you succeed to openthis file, you will find names of the people who have managed to openthis...... Now it is your turn!
How to open attached file?
A man was travelling to Kasoa
At the bus stop, he met a man with 7 wife’s
Each wife has 12 sons and 12 daughters
Each daughter of the man*s wife’s had 4 sons and 7 daughters
Each son of the man*s wife’s had 7 sons and 4 daughters
Each grand daughter had 4 friends
How many people got to kasoa?
The number of people who got to kasoa is the password to open attached file. Once you have opened it, add Your name and challenge others
E-Mail 2 from Me to JA :
I actually calculated the number of people (it’s 5723 in total) and when that didn’t work I tried 1
The only problem I have is that it does not say anywhere that the other lot of people were NOT going to Kasoa. What the hell were all those people doing at the bus stop if they were not going to Kasoa? And where were they going? It’s like saying the answer is 0 because the man who was travelling to Kasoa changed his mind and got off at the stop before. The variables are not clear!
This was infuriating. It would have been better if the password was 5723 . . .
Good Grief I’m SUCH a nerd!
E-Mail 3 from MA to JA and Me :
He he that is a good point.
On the other hand, how many buses would be needed to transport 5723 people to Kasoa? It's not logical thatany servicewould supply that many buses at one time. With this in mind, I must disagree and say that 5723 would bethe worse possible answer.
I have to agree though that the question being: "How many people got to Kasoa?" is undeterminable as Kerryn suggests, since there is no evidence to substantiate that this man actually got there. All that is absolute is that a man was travelling to Kasoa. The answer IS based on an assumption. With this in mind I wouldsay the best possible answer would be to leavethe Password field blank since the answer is logically unknown.
Wearen't nerds, only forward thinking. ;~)
E-Mail 4 from JA to MA, MS and Me :
Did anybody even consider the bus drivers?
E-Mail 5 from Me to JA, MA and MS :
The logistics did also bother me, but the riddle did not state how many busses there were, nor how many people could fit on to a bus (have you seen those picture of the vehicles packed with layers and layers of people? Kosoa is in Kenya, so you never know.) This of course would have to bring in the question of how many busses were required, and as a result the number of bus drivers too.
However, when these thoughts went through my mind, the "Good Grief, I am such a FORWARD THINKER" thought was already going through my mind and I just had to say "enough already woman!"
I just love Fridays!
E-Mail 6 from MS to JA, MA and Me :
Why Kasoa?
Does anyone else get the feeling that this riddle is a slight on the people of Kenya? I mean overloaded buses, large families, under appreciated public servants (bus driver/s), and a riddle with no real answer???
Perhapsthe author has based the makings of his/her riddle on a bad experience and would at some stage be in desperate needof a hug.Personally I don't think one bad experience is grounds for such a bad riddle, if it were true that is...
E-Mail 7 from Me to MS, JA and MA :
ROTFLMAO
Micheal, I just want to personally thank you for making me laugh so hard that I had tears streaming down my face when my boss walked into my office.
He is still standing here looking at me funny.
And I have a stupid smile on my face.
So thanks.
E-Mail 1 from JA to Me :
Can you solve this?
Only skilled people can open this file....... Once you succeed to openthis file, you will find names of the people who have managed to openthis...... Now it is your turn!
How to open attached file?
A man was travelling to Kasoa
At the bus stop, he met a man with 7 wife’s
Each wife has 12 sons and 12 daughters
Each daughter of the man*s wife’s had 4 sons and 7 daughters
Each son of the man*s wife’s had 7 sons and 4 daughters
Each grand daughter had 4 friends
How many people got to kasoa?
The number of people who got to kasoa is the password to open attached file. Once you have opened it, add Your name and challenge others
E-Mail 2 from Me to JA :
I actually calculated the number of people (it’s 5723 in total) and when that didn’t work I tried 1
The only problem I have is that it does not say anywhere that the other lot of people were NOT going to Kasoa. What the hell were all those people doing at the bus stop if they were not going to Kasoa? And where were they going? It’s like saying the answer is 0 because the man who was travelling to Kasoa changed his mind and got off at the stop before. The variables are not clear!
This was infuriating. It would have been better if the password was 5723 . . .
Good Grief I’m SUCH a nerd!
E-Mail 3 from MA to JA and Me :
He he that is a good point.
On the other hand, how many buses would be needed to transport 5723 people to Kasoa? It's not logical thatany servicewould supply that many buses at one time. With this in mind, I must disagree and say that 5723 would bethe worse possible answer.
I have to agree though that the question being: "How many people got to Kasoa?" is undeterminable as Kerryn suggests, since there is no evidence to substantiate that this man actually got there. All that is absolute is that a man was travelling to Kasoa. The answer IS based on an assumption. With this in mind I wouldsay the best possible answer would be to leavethe Password field blank since the answer is logically unknown.
Wearen't nerds, only forward thinking. ;~)
E-Mail 4 from JA to MA, MS and Me :
Did anybody even consider the bus drivers?
E-Mail 5 from Me to JA, MA and MS :
The logistics did also bother me, but the riddle did not state how many busses there were, nor how many people could fit on to a bus (have you seen those picture of the vehicles packed with layers and layers of people? Kosoa is in Kenya, so you never know.) This of course would have to bring in the question of how many busses were required, and as a result the number of bus drivers too.
However, when these thoughts went through my mind, the "Good Grief, I am such a FORWARD THINKER" thought was already going through my mind and I just had to say "enough already woman!"
I just love Fridays!
E-Mail 6 from MS to JA, MA and Me :
Why Kasoa?
Does anyone else get the feeling that this riddle is a slight on the people of Kenya? I mean overloaded buses, large families, under appreciated public servants (bus driver/s), and a riddle with no real answer???
Perhapsthe author has based the makings of his/her riddle on a bad experience and would at some stage be in desperate needof a hug.Personally I don't think one bad experience is grounds for such a bad riddle, if it were true that is...
E-Mail 7 from Me to MS, JA and MA :
ROTFLMAO
Micheal, I just want to personally thank you for making me laugh so hard that I had tears streaming down my face when my boss walked into my office.
He is still standing here looking at me funny.
And I have a stupid smile on my face.
So thanks.
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