You know, 99.9% of the time I enjoy having my mom live in the flat behind my house. My mom rocks. She is probably the coolest 66 year old ever, and she always has my back.
The other 0.1% involves coke. The drinking type, not the snorting type.
I buy coke, I leave it in the fridge. And on the exact day I am dying for a tall glass of sugary goodness, I will get home to be confronted by an almost empty two litre bottle of coke. Not an empty bottle, no, because if it were empty, she would have finished the coke. But if it has a teaspoon left, its not, technically, finished.
Now, take my word for it. Having a teaspoon of (flat) coke is not equal to the experience I had been fantasizing about all day.
footnote : How sad my sex life obviously is, if I have been fantisizing about coke all day.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Entry The Second
I've deleted this post.
It was insensitive and directed at one particular person I work with.
Hindsight is 20/20.
It was insensitive and directed at one particular person I work with.
Hindsight is 20/20.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Entry The First
I have been given a mission. A quest if you will.
My good friend has embarked on a campaign to revive a long lost word.
While some would argue that the word is long, and lost for a good reason. Others would say it is a simply marvelous word, and must be used at all occasions whether appropriate or not.
The word, ladies and gentleman is "Hullabaloo". Yes. Feel how gently it rolls of the tongue.
For those less knowledgeable than myself and my supremely knowledgeable friend, the definition of hullabaloo is a great noise or disturbance.
An example of one of the many wonderful places you can use the word hullabaloo.
. . .At the next rugby game you attend wearing your cargo short pant and "lions" T-shirt. Enter the box and exclaim, "My good man, what is all the hullabaloo".
When you have recovered from the extensive surgery caused by the beating you took, when the drunk dutchman thought you were swearing at him, you will have a good story about the time you caused such a hullabaloo . . .
Enjoy your experience of using new and ever exciting new words and expressions.
My good friend has embarked on a campaign to revive a long lost word.
While some would argue that the word is long, and lost for a good reason. Others would say it is a simply marvelous word, and must be used at all occasions whether appropriate or not.
The word, ladies and gentleman is "Hullabaloo". Yes. Feel how gently it rolls of the tongue.
For those less knowledgeable than myself and my supremely knowledgeable friend, the definition of hullabaloo is a great noise or disturbance.
An example of one of the many wonderful places you can use the word hullabaloo.
. . .At the next rugby game you attend wearing your cargo short pant and "lions" T-shirt. Enter the box and exclaim, "My good man, what is all the hullabaloo".
When you have recovered from the extensive surgery caused by the beating you took, when the drunk dutchman thought you were swearing at him, you will have a good story about the time you caused such a hullabaloo . . .
Enjoy your experience of using new and ever exciting new words and expressions.
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