Thursday, May 22, 2008

Things you must do immediately, if not sooner

Watch Rock of Love on Go at 21h30.
This show is fricken fabulous. The basic premise is that Bret Michaels, frontman of 80's/90's rock sensation "Poison" is looking for lurve! You may remember Poison for gems like "Unskinny Bop" and "Every Rose has it's Thorn". Anyhoo, what better place to look for love than National Television - because really, that's where everyone is finding true love these days!
But this is so much better than any of those other wannabee relationship reality shows (of which I have watched Every. Single. One.) in that they have REALLY stupid women on this show! Really, really stupid. This provides for minutes of entertainment for me. From the two dumbest blondes I have ever seen (Candy & Bambi) to the totally wasted Tiffany who likes to dry hump Bret.
Am loving it. You must watch this immediately, if not sooner.

Buy Exile on Mainstream - A decade of Matchbox 20
Yes, this is the best in totality CD I have ever owned. I LOVE every single song on this CD, and go through days of loving certain songs more than others. Yes this CD has been on repeat in my car for 3 months now, and I am not sick of it yet. At the moment I am in love with Rob Thomas, and want him to be the father of my, as yet unnamed, children.

I am currently totally repeating "Bright Lights". Good Grief I really heart this CD.

I have not felt this way about a CD since Alanis Morissettes Jagged Little Pill, and that was 13 years ago!



So, what are you waiting for? - Go already.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Friday, May 9, 2008

Why I love Fridays . . .

I simply have to relay this series of e-mails. This is what we do on a Friday afternoon . . .

E-Mail 1 from JA to Me :
Can you solve this?
Only skilled people can open this file....... Once you succeed to openthis file, you will find names of the people who have managed to openthis...... Now it is your turn!
How to open attached file?
A man was travelling to Kasoa
At the bus stop, he met a man with 7 wife’s
Each wife has 12 sons and 12 daughters
Each daughter of the man*s wife’s had 4 sons and 7 daughters
Each son of the man*s wife’s had 7 sons and 4 daughters
Each grand daughter had 4 friends
How many people got to kasoa?
The number of people who got to kasoa is the password to open attached file. Once you have opened it, add Your name and challenge others

E-Mail 2 from Me to JA :
I actually calculated the number of people (it’s 5723 in total) and when that didn’t work I tried 1
The only problem I have is that it does not say anywhere that the other lot of people were NOT going to Kasoa. What the hell were all those people doing at the bus stop if they were not going to Kasoa? And where were they going? It’s like saying the answer is 0 because the man who was travelling to Kasoa changed his mind and got off at the stop before. The variables are not clear!
This was infuriating. It would have been better if the password was 5723 . . .
Good Grief I’m SUCH a nerd!

E-Mail 3 from MA to JA and Me :
He he that is a good point.
On the other hand, how many buses would be needed to transport 5723 people to Kasoa? It's not logical thatany servicewould supply that many buses at one time. With this in mind, I must disagree and say that 5723 would bethe worse possible answer.
I have to agree though that the question being: "How many people got to Kasoa?" is undeterminable as Kerryn suggests, since there is no evidence to substantiate that this man actually got there. All that is absolute is that a man was travelling to Kasoa. The answer IS based on an assumption. With this in mind I wouldsay the best possible answer would be to leavethe Password field blank since the answer is logically unknown.
Wearen't nerds, only forward thinking. ;~)

E-Mail 4 from JA to MA, MS and Me :
Did anybody even consider the bus drivers?

E-Mail 5 from Me to JA, MA and MS :
The logistics did also bother me, but the riddle did not state how many busses there were, nor how many people could fit on to a bus (have you seen those picture of the vehicles packed with layers and layers of people? Kosoa is in Kenya, so you never know.) This of course would have to bring in the question of how many busses were required, and as a result the number of bus drivers too.
However, when these thoughts went through my mind, the "Good Grief, I am such a FORWARD THINKER" thought was already going through my mind and I just had to say "enough already woman!"
I just love Fridays!

E-Mail 6 from MS to JA, MA and Me :
Why Kasoa?
Does anyone else get the feeling that this riddle is a slight on the people of Kenya? I mean overloaded buses, large families, under appreciated public servants (bus driver/s), and a riddle with no real answer???
Perhapsthe author has based the makings of his/her riddle on a bad experience and would at some stage be in desperate needof a hug.Personally I don't think one bad experience is grounds for such a bad riddle, if it were true that is...

E-Mail 7 from Me to MS, JA and MA :
ROTFLMAO
Micheal, I just want to personally thank you for making me laugh so hard that I had tears streaming down my face when my boss walked into my office.
He is still standing here looking at me funny.
And I have a stupid smile on my face.
So thanks.

OMG and WTF

I just returned from a trip to the little girls room and I am totally speechless.

As I walked into the loo, there stood one of the employess CUTTING HER HAIR. In the office loo??

Is that normal?