A bit about me . . .

How old do you feel? Usually 6. Sometimes 31. Rarely 84.

What do you believe is the meaning of life? Happiness (and 42)

Why is the sky blue? Because it reflects the ocean, hell I can’t remember!

What is your favorite thing to cook? Cook! Ha, ha, ha - OMG that was funny.

What would your last meal be? Something so fattening, the fat would block my arteries and I would just die right then and there.

What is the youngest age you have memories of? About 4 or 5, not many though.

What is your favorite thing in the world? I think it would be Ummm, I have lots of favorite things hmmmm my house?

What living person would you want to meet? Bono, and maybe Kylie - dunno.

What dead person would you want to meet? Leonardo da Vinci - that old dude totally rocked.

Where in the world would you like to live? Fiji

Who has the most influence on you? Ciara - no doubt

Would you rather be single forever with a great family or be with your soul mate and have no family? Single with a great family absolutely!

What is your favorite scented candle? Scented Candle - do I look like someone who has scented candles?

Have you ever read the bible? Yup

Who do you dislike most in the world? Mugabe & Bin Laden

What is your ideal date? Lots of laughter, great food and just a bit of alcohol

What is your favorite shape? A trapezium (WTF kind of question is this!!)

What color do you feel represents you? Seriously, what colour represents me? How about the blacking-blueish colour one gets when punched in the eye?

Would you rather be honest and poor, or a liar and rich? Honest and Rich

What is your ideal ice cream creation? I just buy my ice-cream in a six pack from pick ‘n pay. I like the Magnums. And MOO.

What is your favorite thing to do? Work avoidance by blogging and answering pointless questionnaires.

What is your favorite junk food? Steers, hmmm steers

What is the longest you've gone without talking to anyone? Ha ha ha - if there is no-one for me to talk to, I talk to myself. Me, not talk, now that's fricken funny!

What is your favorite board game? 30 Seconds. Although I’m getting quite fond of Rumble in the Jungle and "Up-a-bit"

What is your favorite book? I can’t really answer this question. Many books have left me with many different feelings. I can tell you my least favorite is the one I am trying to read now. It is THE MOST BORING BOOK EVER, but I am committed to reading it now!

What toy have you always wanted and never gotten? A Porsche Cayenne, but I’m still young.

What item could you not go without during the day? Food!!

Do you consider yourself smart? Oh poor person who wrote this. Of course I do, in fact I consider myself to be a fricken genius

How old were you when life was the hardest? 12 to 18

Is there anything you have to do every day? Umm brush my teeth?? Is this a real question? How about take a shower, or eat or shit. Um, ya, there are lots of things I have to do every day

Do you curse in front of family? I say "fricken" and "darn" quite a lot

If you had to get back with an ex who would it be? Oh Lordy no, none of them ever. Or could it be someone else's ex? Cos then I’d take Orlando, or Julian.

When was the last time you felt truly loved by someone? Every day!

What character trait would you change about yourself? Me, nothing, I am the very picture of perfection. Okay, maybe some humility wouldn’t hurt.

Which of your five senses would you give up if you had to? Smell - I think it would be the easiest to get used to.

What do you do when the power goes out? Play games by candlelight, then when Pudding Pot is sleeping I read by torch.

Would you rather spend the night out or in? Hmm, probably In.